Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
we all masturbate in the same language
and what language is this?
loneliness
that was deep
so were my fingers last night
omg
(Source: growlithed)
11AM?!
breakfast is the most important meal of the day
What if the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts Library is just full of wizard porn?
Maybe that’s why the book Harry picked up was screaming
Bound in leather and chains
would you please stop destroying my childhood one potter-related post at a time
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
AARE YOU SERIOUS
If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”
can we please take a moment to appreciate how my best friend got asked to prom
So romantic
