sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
we all masturbate in the same language
and what language is this?
that was deep
so were my fingers last night
What if the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts Library is just full of wizard porn?
Maybe that’s why the book Harry picked up was screaming
Bound in leather and chains
would you please stop destroying my childhood one potter-related post at a time
If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”